Seniors...

Do you still remember the time when you people were once in Form 1. Looking and acting so innocent? But it seems that after 5 long years, most of us have changed not just in looks but also in attitude. So here's a joke I've found about the differences when we were in Form 1 compared to now:

Freshman: Reaches before the bell rings.
Senior: Reaches after the bell rings

Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can ponteng.
Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a class.
Senior: Brings a Big Mac and six-pack of Coke into class.

Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
Senior: Calls the professor "Macha."

Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Senior: Memorizes the teachers's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the school.
Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a packet of keropok in hand.

Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
Senior: Has own personal workstation.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
Senior: Looks forward to first holiday of the year.

Freshman: Is proud of his A on Mathematics midterm
Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Moral midterm

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

Freshman: Lines up to buy food for Seniors
Senior: Ask the freshmen to buy the food for them

Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
Senior: Is excited about new balls in the sports room

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Hardly stays awake for all of class

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